adventure time taught me how to deal with people who ask dumb questions
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
A healthy baby girl, a princess was born, with beautiful golden hair.
ok staff I need you to fix the video player
the video player
The. Video. Player.
THE VIDEO PLAYER
Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD
obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning
let the hunger games begin
Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay
Do people under 5’4 even really exist?
they do, we just cant see them
tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of
You mean AMAZING